When you restart, you will have to re-install the game data and patch, but it is a minor setback to an otherwise potentially game breaking bug. 1.6 - May 24th, 2012 (PC - Beta), June 8th, 2012 (Xbox 360) Edit New features Edit. Mounted Combat - Skyrim now allows you to do melee and ranged combat while riding a horse.

Skyrim - AKA Elder Scrolls: V, AKA 'turn that shit off, mumma needs to watch her stories, you little turd' - has drawn an abundance of attention, bewildered anyone over 45 and produced one of the worst game-reference jokes of all time. Just The Facts • A roleplay and experience/skill 'level' based style video game. • The 5th edition of the Elder Scrolls saga. (Following on from 'Oblivion'). • Took legal action against creators Minecraft for, well, no real reason i guess.

• Cause of a most dreadful joke (you probably really hoped it'd sneak it's way in here, didn't you? You disgust me). • Damage Life (50 points for 3+ hours) • May cause virginity to grow back and your children to forget you exist. • Leading cause of large scale debate about the true existence of dragons (among fuckwits and mall goths) The jist. Skyrim's world offers rich, beautifully detailed landscapes, mild violence, nerdy magic, potions and enchantments, occasionally funny dialog and a reasonable excuse to blow off your wife for 3 hours or so without having to drown your braincells in sweet, sweet lager at the local.

Unless ofcourse, this is your wife. In the epic of Skyrim, you find yourself in a world torn by war, in the wake of the Oblivion crisis which nearly ended the fucking world, in a country where magic is frowned upon and all the chicks seem want your meat-mallet. Pretty quickly in the game you will discover that you are the prophesised 'Dragonborn', destined to defeat the World Eater (some grim as fuck dragon from the past who eats people in heaven.

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He literally re-gains his strength by pillaging heaven and eating the honoured dead like a true badass dragon prick would do) C'mon Dragonborn, the real hero wouldn't let a little dragon from the past phase him. And, also probably eventually marry into a boring, sexless virtual relationship with a labouring wife (hey, atleast she cooks and pays better money than some of the small quests where some asshole gives you a shit potion after they clogged up your objectives inventory with their needy favours). Infact, you can even marry into same sex and form inter-species relationships. It's against God, damn it! You will consult with a bunch of weird pussies in cloaked hoods and robes that live on a massive mountain with a dragon ( yep) and be told some more shit about your apparent responsibilty and duty and how you are ill-prepared and a clutz (basically) but also still their only hope. However; honestly, long before you even got this far you will have been absolutely bombarded with shithouse favours (quests) from all manner of assholes about the world.

During this time, to your delight you will discover that you can pick up fucking everything (including books. Fully worded, authored books that detail stories and other useless shit relative to the world of Skyrim), shortly after resulting in dismay when you realise you cannot carry fuck all decent weapons and the aresonal of potions and scrolls you saw yourself lugging around gleefully conquering the asses of every asshole creature out there (especially the shithouse cat people that only fuckheads and girls pick). Throughout meeting these various charicters, many will happily preach to you their beliefs and how you can help them/their god/their devil prince out with some shit - yeah, i know, this pushing-your-belifes-within-5-minutes-of-meeting shit doesn't exactly sit well in real life, but just try to think of all the sweet devil weapons you can use to fuck up those shit cat people. Fucking god damned cat people. To clarify what i said earlier, 'devil' quest refers to the games 'Daedric Quests'.